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Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:21:00 +0000

Хубави цитати не много често срещани.

There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he doesn’t want merely because you think it would be good for him.—Robert Heinlein

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ATTENTION: Despite any other listing of product contents found herein, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product consists of 99.9999999999% empty space.

Voting Democrat or Republican is like choosing a cabin in the Titanic.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Do not adjust your mind, there is a fault in reality.

Nobody can fix the economy. Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button. Nobody’s perfect. VOTE FOR NOBODY.

The world will now reboot. Don’t bother saving your artefacts.

glassmen

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:43:00 +0000

Джани Родари е голям изрод, а превода на Валери Петров—също толкова добър.

СТЪКЛЕНИТЕ ЧОВЕЦИ

Къде ли е тази страна
не знам, и не в туй е въпроса -
по—важното е, че във нея
човеците от стъкло са.

При това от стъкло най-чисто,
фино, изящно, чудесно!
Но стъклото, както се знае
е крехко и чупи се лесно.

“Внимавай!”—си казваш, но колкото
човек да си го повтаря—
чик!—стисваш ръката на някого,
и тичай да викаш стъкларя!

Но затова пък там хората—
нали са напълно прозрачни—
не могат да крият подлости
и разни планове мрачни.

Те в мозъците четат си,
без даже уста да отварят,
и само си свалят шапките,
щом искат да разговарят.

Но понякога пак си ги слагат,
понеже – и туй е е понятно -
да побъбриш с ЧОВЕК пет минутки
е винаги нещо приятно.

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